TSA continues "illusion of security" policy

26 12 2009

Passengers to remain seated for last hour of flight. Really, that’s the TSA’s knee-jerk response? Here’s an idea… how about keeping the bombs off the plane to begin with. Just more of the government dealing with the symptoms and not focusing on the root cause. Idiocy.





No 2016 Olympics for Chicago

2 10 2009

Still can’t believe Obama chose to fly to Copenhagen to pander to IOC officials in an attempt to secure a win for his hometown… er, I mean America. I don’t think this is an appropriate presidential activity, nor do I think it was an appropriate use of taxpayer dollars. How about acting like a President and not some rockstar.

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Biggest Douchebag of the 2008 Summer Olympics

24 08 2008

Angel Matos, enjoy your lifetime ban.

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Trough diving

17 04 2008

I’m guessing alcohol may be involved.





Gangsat rap created to perpetuate black on black on crime. Doubtful.

13 04 2008

I suppose bat shit craziness is pretty common among celebrities. The latest nut-job to come out of the closet is Alicia Keys. This insightful genius believes the government created gangsta rap (aka crap) to convince blacks to kill one another and fueled the Tupac vs. B.I.G. feud in order to “stop another great black leader from existing.” Sure thing.

Great singer, fair actress, and nutty conspiracy theorist. Hey, Alicia, the train to Crazyville is right over there… the line starts right behind Rosie O’Donnel and Tom Cruise.





The Hawaii Chair

19 02 2008

Is this for real?





Don’t count your chickens before they hatch

4 02 2008

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!

28 01 2008

New Jersey Freakshow.

These guys really need to lay off the hair gel, self-tanning bronzer, and Growing up Gotti re-runs.





What the heck is wrong with this guy?

19 01 2008

Personally, I’d like to know if he’s as batshit crazy as he appears. After watching his indoctrination video all I can say is, “Wow!”

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Cowboys fail again

14 01 2008

I don’t know what was more pathetic, Tony Romo crashing and burning towards the end of the game or Terrell Owens crying like a little girl because he doesn’t think it’s fair that his QB take the blame for the loss.  Sorry, T.O., the QB usually takes the wrap.  In this case, it’s warranted.

Hey Tony, I know coach told you guys to take some time off from football, but do you think gallivanting around Mexico with your girlfriend was the best way in which to prepare for the post season… especially after your lackluster performance during the month of December?  The look of utter disappointment on the face of Jerry Jones was priceless.  Fail.

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